I’ve never heard of Punta Cana before, it sounds like a vulgar term Latin gang members yell at each other before chopping each other up with machetes. But I do know Punta Cana is in the Dominican Republic, one of the most raggedy-ass places in the Western Hemisphere. Everybody with monetizable skills has gotten out. The perfect chance for an aspiring attention seeking model to go in, like Snake Plissken, but with some monster tits and an undersized bikini. Every dude in the country with a camera is going to start shooting you. It beats pictures of derelict cars and the human fecal ponds. You will be famous, get work, make money, and upgrade from Dominican Republic on Expedia for your next vacation.
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